Hey! That's Ableist!

[content note: ableist slurs are used below to remind people they are problematic.] 

In case you forgot... 

Calling shitty people dumb is ableist.

Calling boring shit you don't like lame is ableist.

Saying anything that ends in -tard, even if you made it up, is ableist.

Any variation of the R-slur is ableist.

Calling people who fall into logical fallacies idiots is ableist.

Calling people crazy for backing terrible politics to the point of their own demise is ableist. 

Calling someone a spazz or spastic is ableist.

Calling yourself OCD when you mean uptight or detail oriented is ableist.

Calling yourself *a little bit autistic* when you mean you struggle with socializing is ableist.

Calling everyone you don't like a narcissist is ableist. (Yes, even if they're a rotten harmful person.) 

Using ableist terms that you use on yourself on other people is ableist. You do not have the right to co-sign collateral harm for other people.

Fat hostility and aggression are ableist.

Saying the weather is being manic is ableist. 

Saying blind call or blind message is ableist.

Referring to something as a blind spot is ableist.

Calling something ridiculous crazy is ableist.

Calling someone an asshole is not ableist.

Calling someone a dork is not ableist. 

Calling someone a fool is, it turns out,  may be ableist.

Calling someone ignorant is not ableist.

Calling someone silly or a twit is not ableist.

It's an invitation to say what you really mean, creatively. 

Not sure why I bang this drum so often?

Because ableist language is an artifact of white supremacy.

Also because I am clinically crazy and spazzy,  (and also a bitch).